Grease Monkey

$10 - $14 / gram

Grease Monkey

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PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS
 

Sweet and musky flavor with a lazy body stone

 

Sights and sounds take on new dynamics

 

Cerebral stimulation of creative freeflow thinking

 

Good balance of mental and physical effects

PACKING AND DELIVERY

Our team packages every order with utmost care. We use smell proof packaging, bubble wrap to eliminate movement, and extra thick corrugated boxes to withstand the toughest of conditions.

Your order will be delivered to your door. In the case that no-one is home, the mail man will leave a pick up notice. It will outline the closest Canada Post outlet where you can pick up your package.

You can also request to have the package left at the door in the NOTES section of your information. However, we would not advise that as any missing or stolen packages are not covered by our guarantee.

PAYMENT OPTIONS

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Description

Hybrid (70% Indica / 30% Sativa)

THC 26%

Grease Monkey is a cross between the couch-locking Indica Gorilla Glue and Exotic’s own hybrid Cookies and Cream. It imparts a thick and lazy body stone, while providing some subtle mental stimulation. Grease Monkey also carries the sweet and musky flavor profile that will be familiar to fans of strains in the Girl Scout Cookies family. Grease Monkey’s potency has been measured at between 18% and 30% THC.

Consumers may pick up on some creamy vanilla aromas, alongside a yeasty, bread-like base. Grinding up or breaking open the flowers yields a bit of spice and pepper, evidence of OG Kush in parent strain Girl Scout Cookies’ background. Grease Monkey gives off a smooth smoke when combusted; it tastes distinctly like vanilla with the clashing flavor of gasoline. Smokers looking to keep their consumption discreet should beware, as this can be a particularly pungent flower.

Grease Monkey eases users into its high, starting with a faint pressure in the face, particularly around the eyes and temples. Within minutes, it radiates a warmth that spreads through the core and limbs, pulverizing lingering muscular tension. As they feel themselves relax, smokers may also notice that their powers of perception are also sharpened. External stimuli like sights or sounds may take on new dynamics. Furthermore, a cerebral mindset may take over, making users jump from one thought to the next. These trippy, thoughtful effects can lend themselves to free-flowing conversation or simply daydreaming. As the high wears on, Grease Monkey’s indica side takes over, pinning users in place and leading them to engage in more passive activities like watching TV or eating — in fact, Grease Monkey has especially been known to stoke hunger. Although higher doses of the strain can pull users into a deep sleep, in average amounts, it is a good choice for morning or daytime use, providing a good balance of mental and physical effects.

Just as it has many recreational uses, Grease Monkey also has a variety of applications for medical cannabis patients. It can be a balm for the symptoms of mild to moderate stress and depression, taking the edge off of patients’ frazzled day to day lives. Its sedative properties can also soothe aches and pains of all kinds, whether temporary or chronic. Meanwhile, anti-inflammatory effects can prove to be an effective treatment for everyday discomforts like nausea. In high enough doses, Grease Monkey can counteract insomnia, lulling smokers into a deep and restful sleep. Because of the initial risk of out-of-control “mind race,” this strain may not be the best choice for patients who are prone to panic.
Better suited to a lazy day than a productive one, Grease Monkey is valued for its hazy and mellow properties. It’s great as a sweet treat to enjoy with either your morning coffee or your evening dessert.

Additional information

Grams

3.5, 7, 14, 28

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